“That’s because the Bronco Raptor is 9.8 inches wider than the base Raptor...”

Man, I will just take the base Raptor. The base Raptor when you add a Bronco to it is just over the top.

Oh look, Jalopink poking fun at the Corvette again.   Shocking. 

AWP was better when Sam was a member.  He recently quite AWP for some interesting reasons.  

But...but...but... BMW?    That’s the Jalopnik way! 

But...but...but... BMW?    That’s the Jalopnik way! 

“Redneck” is a derogatory word for an uncouth Appalachain American.   I, for one, am offended. 

Eleanor who?

“the only product that whole company makes that doesn’t suck donkey balls is the current Ram pickup and maybe the jeep grand cherokee”

No the Ram and the Grand Cherokee would be in there too....

I’m betting this is pretty close to that old-school feel. Basic Spark 3up.

About like this.

On Jalopnik every Ford is the right Ford.

Well it’s a Chevy, so by Jalopnik standards it’s always going to less than a Ford.   

For all the Prince/Lake Minnetonka references: That scene was actually shot on the Minnesota River outside of Henderson, MN.

Doctoral Student....    Grad school is really taxing on people’s psyche.   Slowly but surely wears you down.  Depression in graduate students is really high. 

We don’t use that term anymore. It’s offensive to food stewards. They are now called “mini food elevators.” 

Thank god these millennials didn’t know about this classic, or it would have shown up as well.   (Jalopnik:  All Corvettes are the suxors!) 

Reminds me of that scene from Ghost Ship! 

$10?   Never happen, gonna have to mark that up to $1000, install crash detectors and have it color-matched to your bike. 

Best way to learn how to drive a stick.... grow up with one of these:

Jalopnik:  Anything GM sucks.