The Yamaha Ténéré 700 is the correct answer.

Sigh.  Pretty soon EVERYBODY will be driving mid-engine cars with ridiculous acceleration.  How bourgeois. 

High mileage FCA product that was ran balls-out by a police force?  What could go wrong?

“That’s beautif....wait. That’s a Corvette? Oh it sucks.”

-Jalopnik readers 2021

The FIRST generation Isuzu Amigo. Tried to go for cute-points rather than an off-road vehicle. The second generation was an abomination.

Sad.  Do better! 

In Minnesota, that cart was going probably about the average speed of your typical MN driver. Just in the wrong direction.

Funny, I got a lot of this from my ex-wife. I ended up taking over my own laundry, lots of the cooking and cleaning (vacuuming, cleaning toilets, scrubbing floors, etc). I also expected her to be out with me at 5am shoveling 8 inches of snow out of our 3-car driveway in the dark in sub-zero temperatures. Oh, and of…

Heck yeah! It was down to either a SX4 or a Subaru Forester for me back in 2010. I chose the Subaru but my heart wanted the SX4. Plus there’s this:

I liked the Terror a lot, but Man-PolarBear-Pig really was goofy. 

Easy. Trade jobs once in a while. Then see how many complaints there are.

Ah yes,  $17K for a quality 2005 FCA product.   No thanks.  Been there and won’t be going back. 

Good luck if you want it delivered. Have you seen Ikea.com’s reviews lately? Train wreck.

The correct answer would be “Mako Shark” 

Well I’m pretty sure that’s the Aerovette, which indeed was designed in the late 1960s. So all things considered....pretty advanced for 50+ years ago, right?

Or let me guess:  Since this is Jalopnik and it’s a Corvette it sucks regardless.  Moar BMW! 

Yeah, didn’t SeaDoo have a series of commercials a few years back advertising about the toughness of their hulls?  I seem to recall one where it was being repeatedly beaten with a baseball bat, and another one having baseballs launched at it.

I imagine it’s the same stuff that the hull of the SeaDoo Spark is made out of.   If that’s the case....it seems pretty tough. 

At age 50 I bought the family our first PWC. Never had ever been on one. I’ve owned motorcycles, boats, sports cars and trucks....and the PWC is the most fun I’ve ever had driving a vehicle.

I need one of these in my life:

“Barn-find. That’s what we in the business call ‘patina.’ We’ll just put a new battery in it, sell it for $45K at Barrett-Jackson, and let the other guy worry about the rest. ”

Ah....  Jude Law has always grated on my nerves and it all started with this movie.   “My eyes are prettier.”    Makes me cringe every time.