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I have been holding off buying a truck and I’m scared to death about Jeep Reliability versus Tacoma.  The last FCA product I purchased back in 2005 was an unmitigated disaster.  

Will hold on to the truck for at least 10 years.

ANYBODY HAVE ANY INSIGHT ON THIS? PLEASE?

Another Jalopink article with a negative slant on the Corvette.  I’m shocked! 

So much this.   Any other car and it wouldn’t even be mentioned, but it’s the Corvette so of course Jalopnik will need to write an article about it. 

Donald Trump is President because of Ralph Nader.   No Nader = Gore becomes President and this entire shit show would have been avoided completely. 

Open article.
Immediately hit “Control F”
Type in “$”
See “$63,995"

Nope. 

Ahhhhh....you must be new to Jalopnik... The board of “I’ll do burnouts in my subdivision at 3am and build planes in my front yard if I want to. This is ‘Murcia!”




What exactly is the deal with the gloves you are wearing? Isn’t a little hot for that?

SSSSSShhhhhssssh! We already know it is going to suck.
    - Jalopnik speak

I wish I could give you more stars! 

I always wanted one and almost pulled the trigger...but a better option is the WR250R. Fuel Injection and is just a bit easier to live with.

Why does he do that weird stand thing at the start of every video?  

Alas, I wish I had more than one star to give you.  But here take it. 

Wow.  She’s really floating.     Or not. 

Wait, what?  You expect an explanation?   That’s asking for a bit much, wouldn’t you say?  

Ahhh..... “journalism”

1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z. Turbo charged, T-tops and FWD.
Good in the summer.
Good in the winter.
Pop-up headlights FTW.

Ah...yes, let the Corvette bashing of Jalopnik begin. 

As somebody who is a WVU fan, this should come as no surprise. He is a strange and quirky guy. And it wouldn’t surprise me one bit to find out that he asked players to redshirt.

Keep in mind our previous coach has some serious misgivings about him taking over the reins... to the point it got him fired prematurely.

(PS:

This happened to me, literally...except it was with a leopard seal in Antarctica.  It’s a pretty common occurrence.