Yep, those late model C3s were just hideous. I can barely stand to look at them.

^^ Best Take on Jalopink Today ^^

Agreed.  Millennials are an odd bunch. 

Chris Cornell and Soundgarden disagree.

And that, right there is why I’ll be buying a Tacoma in November.   Even though I love the idea of the Gladiator, I’ve been burned twice before on FCA products. Never again. 

Did you mean 86%?   Not sure of the math here. 

Did you mean 86%?   Not sure of the math here. 

Ask her or her sister in 20 years whether or not she has any regrets. What may seem cool and quirky right now often doesn’t age well.

...and it’s an FCA product.   Anybody with some common sense would stay far, far away. 

Hmmm..... Current owner has only had it a few months....And seems to be much lower than the dealership was selling it for.  

Carfax available at this link:

2010 R8 Quattro

Jalopnik is a collective, you braniacs just haven’t figured it out yet. 

Wait....wait....wait.... Just last week you guys said C3s were lame, and the only person who could pull it off was an astronaut.

“America’s earliest astronauts all drove Corvettes, and let’s face it: you only look cool in a C3 if you’ve been to actual space.”  

Yes for the C8, but historically speaking that hasn’t been the case.

Couldn’t agree with you more, but historically speaking that doesn’t seem to be the case with almost all of the Jalopnik writers and staff (starting with Porsche salesman Doug DeMuro) and most of the readers of this website.

My wife asked me the same exact thing this morning.... 

You got that right.

Actually they said room for 2 golf bags in the back!   

Better get DeMuro on the phone, he’s probably already got a “Doug Score” ready to go.    

I noticed this too, and thought they were going to announce an AWD variant. 

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

Well it’s the Corvette.  So Strike 1 right there on Jalopnik. 

Well that should sit real well on Jalopink... they’ve hated the Corvette since before the DeMuro Days.