Somehow I’m not going to get offended by what a Jalopnik writer thinks is or isn’t “cool.”

I wouldn’t be offended by anything any of these writers at Jalopnik would say.  Especially when talking about what’s “cool.” 

Welcome to jalopnik! 

Or the 9th iteration of the Hellcat/Demon etc...

TAKE THE SURVEY?  Just show me the damned results. 

Because it’s a Corvette.  It’s the cool-hipster Jalopnik thing to do.    Now somebody get me a brown BMW from the late 1980s. 

OMG~! It’s so beautif.... Wait that’s a Corvette? It sucks.

Except for, you know...like Dodge. And Ford.

(Yes, I know about the private funding of a Viper visit)

Yet, when the Ford GT destroyed the Lightning Lap at VIR, Jalopnik was all over it.

Watch the New Ford GT Destroy the Car and Driver Lightning Lab at VIR

Yet, when the ZR-1 beat the Ford GT a week later...there were..... Crickets at Jalopnik?

ZR1 tops the Ford GT Lightning Lap at VIR

But I’m sure that was just a…

Rob posted last week that he’s on vacation this week without internet access.

Yes, but they’re European cars, and this is Jalopnik!

It’s a slight back curvature and there’s nothing you can do for it. I’m by no means a Trump fan, but please....

You know what old Lone Wolf McQuade would say.

“...photographed in the hands of buff, tattooed male models...”

Yeah, I don’t think you know real Masculine Men.   

But...but....but.... How would Jalopnik further hype the Supra then????

Owned one, “crap” is putting it nicely.   Fast forward 15 years and I bought another FCA product.   Never again. 

Back in the late 90s, I literally bumped into Mr. Tyson at a mall in the Phoenix area. It was about 10 minutes before close and I was in a hurry and came running around a corner and BAM. There he was. I said “um, I’m so sorry sir, please excuse me” and took like 4 steps to the right of him and his entourage and he…

Good god, you are so right. 

Me to juror: If organic farming is so safe, YOU eat it.

Wait. You can argue with SCIENCE. Wait, this was a psych study? ... Nevermind.