Well this IS jalopnik, so yeah it’s gotta be GM’s fault. 

Describes every FCA product I’ve ever owned. Never again.  Don’t care how damned good they look, how many Gladiators they sell.... Never again. 

This is freaking glorious! 

^^ IMO the best car commercial ever made. They should have ran this one for years. ^^

But, but....what’s the interior look like?  Because that’s evidently the most important part. 

Wait...Wut?

Needs to keep the flag off the ground.  ‘Merica!

“Well I could get two BMWs for that price point!  CP for sure!  Now pass me some cinnamon for my cafe au lait.” 

Owned two FCA products.  Both were major headaches...the last one especially was in the shop countless times.   No thank you. 

I’m in the market for a new pickup this fall. I really like the idea of the Gladiator, however I just can’t wrap my head around buying another FCA product. The last FCA product I owned was in the shop countless times and I really don’t want to go through that again.

Who am I kidding? I’m probably just going to buy a…

But it’s so much easier to blame NASA.

I mean, who the hell doesn’t keep an extra spacesuit or two in the back of their closet? 

Ah...another article about the Corvette with a negative slant on it.   

Nick, I sincerely want to subscribe to your newsletter.  You nailed the whole marriage experience in a very succinct few statements.   FML.

Came here to say the same thing. What, you expect gawker writers to actually know a bit of geography? I mean, West Virginia has only been around since 1863.

But wait...this is Jalopnik.  Of course the Camaro is bad.  Why? Because the Mustang is just so, so good.  Right?   Right?  

Wait a minute.  Jalopnik told me the Corvette was a piece of junk.  This can’t be right..... 

Ah yes.... It takes a headline like this to have the majority of Jalopnik readers realize what some of us have been saying for several years now....

That’s not  the Minnesota way.   Not  unusual to see farm equipment holding up traffic at Rush Hour.  Because nobody can be bothered to get it to the field earlier, or out of the fields later.     Minnesota nice, my ass.

$9 for a bottle of ketchup.

Vincent Vega immediately comes to mind.... “That’s pretty f***ing good ketchup. I don’t know if it’s worth nine dollars but it’s pretty f***ing good.”

$9 for a bottle of ketchup.

Vincent Vega immediately comes to mind.... “That’s pretty f***ing good ketchup. I…

In the history of Jalopnik, have you posted a positive story about the Corvette?
For example, the ZR-1 beat the Ford GT lap time at VIR (a week afterwards, I might add), but not a peep on Jalopink.... Yet Jalopnik did run a headline along the lines of “Watch the Ford GT absolutely destroy the VIR” (or something like…