In the history of Jalopnik, have you posted a positive story about the Corvette?

Just found it online...typed in 1994 Amigo. I liked the color so I linked the photo. If it is yours, she’s a beaut! I had one in White.

Thought it was a shame that they had a Gen 2 Amigo up there in the main article, when the Gen 1 Amigo was so much better.   An obvious alternative to the Wrangler.   So much better…

Rear Brake Light. 

The Generation 1 Amigo was the only true alternative to the Wrangler that is currently listed above.  These things were awesome.   

But.....but....but....    Yeah, I got nothing.  Excellent point, sir. 

Wow. $1.3 million for hitting a ball into a hole in a grass field. What a world we live in.

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Whoa man, not cool. not cool.

:)

First engine to go was Porsche?   This just can’t be right.  I mean, have you seen how many Porsche articles are posted to Jalopnik?   No, I just don’t believe it. 

I’d like to buy this box of nails, did I mention I SQUAT 600lbs????!

“Oh GM, you suck so bad.” - Jalopink 

Funny, Ed Kowalczyk (Live) sang about this very issue.   

Oh, the Supra ad is so much better because well.. you know.... Supra.

“I sure hope the mid-engine Corvette, pictured, makes a surprise appearance at the Detroit Auto Show today.”

Riiiiiiight. Do you have a whole list of gold chain, jorts, Hawaiian shirts, AARP and plastic interior jokes ready to go?

So how long until we start getting 5-articles-a-day on the new GT500? 

Oh, I’m not denying that the interiors on the Corvette models aren’t up to par with the German cars.... it’s just that a majority of the Corvette articles on Jalopnik that are posted are generally negative. And there have been plenty of times I sit and wonder...... e.g. “The ZR-1 just beat the Ford GT lap time at…

Funny, this leak happened hours after an article came out on Jalopnik ripping the interior quality apart on the ZR-1.... but I guess Jalopnik never did get around to publishing these leaked photos? There is an obvious anti-Corvette/ anti-GM  contingency at Jalopink.....

But I bet we’ll see more GT500 and Supra…

And here we go......

“The New Supra is even MORE batshit crazy than we reported on four times yesterday!”

^^ So much this ^^

And now we’re going to be seeing several articles here a day on it for next month. 

A better question....how many articles can Jalopnik squeeze out this car?