STOMPERS 4x4  FTW!!! 

Mustang? You mean like the 10,000,000 other ones out there?

(Yes, Ford has made 10 million Mustangs) 

“I love you, alive girl” is not a panty-dropper, and even less so when it comes from the dead-eyed, shiny-headed man as seen above.  

Ah, yes...the old double-standard when it comes to Jezebel.   

“....And the German Porsche 911 interior is MUCH NICER than the American Corvette ZR-1 interior. How bourgeois!”

Damn, looks like I’m late to the weekly Bash-The-Corvette thread.

Any chance we could get another season-long series on the “BATSHIT CRAZY HELLCAT/DEMON?” I’m guessing the next top-tier Mustang will probably get several articles per day for the next several months on release.  

Anybody who doesn’t see an obvious Jalopnik bias against Corvettes and GM hasn’t spent anytime here.

^^ So much this ^^ 

Frakkin’ Toaster!

Lego....pfft...Still waiting for these. 

Awwww....thanks.   I hope I didn’t wrinkle your skinny jeans!

I’ve had no complaints with any of the writers mentioned....but I hope the white knights stay home for the comments section. 

Shhhhsh!   This is Jalopnik.   Corvette sales are down!  Corvette sales are down!    Let me tell you about the new Mustang, or the Demon while I have you here.....

Man, I would love to  have a conversation if you do.  I’m thinking of both a Taco and the Gladiator as possible next vehicles (moving from a Subaru Forester) ....and to be quite honest FCA reliability has me worried.    More likely to go with  a Taco because of this. 

As Dr. Zira said: “...but you’re so damned ugly.”

Love the idea of the Ridgeline, just wished it had a prettier face.

Hey, it’s the ASSMAN!

Did he accept an athletic scholarship from the school? Does the coach and AD think it’s important that he play in the bowl? If so, then he should play.

If you accept an academic scholarship, you can’t just say “Well I’m not going to take the final exam because I am looking to land a job.”  You don’t graduate.

Came here for this. 

Up there near Gran Marais gets a lot of lake-effect snow.  We don’t get that down here in Mankato.   Just a little snow, a lot of cold and a lot of wind.  Not the same. 

Agreed....just sent Patrick a note regarding that. 

We switched back in 2000.  Same time we went from quarters to semesters.