5. But also legit I've never met a stripper who didn't love lesbians coming in so

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior.

The fact that you own and use guns affects all of us. Every last one of us. Firearms increase the risk that something terrible will happen for absolutely everyone.

Precisely. The statistics are absolutely damning. I don't know how anyone with access to any reliably-researched data on the subject would ever keep guns in the house. The chances of an innocent person getting hurt by a gun is unimaginably greater than the chance that they'll ever take down a home invader.

Thus illustrating the eternal fact that any gun that is locked up adequately so that children can't get at it is one hundred percent useless for home defense.

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

There are many countries to which you cannot travel with an Israeli stamp. And there are reasons. Israel has appropriated land and resources from Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and obviously the Palestinians. If you wish to travel to certain countries with which Israel has had inimical relations, just get a detachable stamp,…

It's not anti-Semitic to dislike Israel. Israel is a country.

Miss Lebanon's first language probably uses a different script.

This is TOTALLY a thing. And a BIG reason why the whole Seeking Arrangement thing is shady as fuck.

I wouldn't underestimate the power of self-delusion that would let someone doing this think they weren't engaged in actual sex work.

Um...people go to college to get a degree, but getting that degree is pretty fucking expensive. With tuition and interest rates going up, I won't judge anyone for trying to get help anyway they can to pay for their education.

I'm a lady so if you wanted to meet another dude, I can't help, (also I'm going home for Christmas) but that's how DC is - in other words, it's not you. Men in DC, maybe even more than New York, seem to care about showing their status and background constantly. They don't seem to care a helluva lot about my background…

On a scale of 1-10, how guilty should I feel about the fact that I will probably watch the shit out of this?

Guess what guys, I'm starting over.

I am so impressed by people who can balance all of that and still complete their education.

I'd call before you go and make sure you get the name of the person who you speak to on the phone. If you have your reciept, it should be fine.

If they are still open, call and ask for the manager.

Just take your receipt with you and tell them what happened. Shouldn't be a big deal.

Butt first!