What about the Tango More-peen?

Here is a quick note on rape and physiological arousal, particularly as it pertains to male victims of rape.

It's not a grey area. You and your boyfriend are in the wrong. Your boyfriend's roommates didn't sign up to live with three people. They signed up to live with two, and I can understand why one of his roommates is mad. You don't get to judge how much your presence bothers them, and your unhappiness with your living…

Oy, hadn't even thought of that.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

My background: raised in an independent private school, Grade 2-Grade 12.

While I agree that there's a difference between, "Asshat made a terrible joke and owner looked the other way" and "this is an actual room where people are sexuality assaulted" (from the headline I assumed there was a room that celebrated comics that showed women being assaulted), that she got fired for complaining…

You guys are such hipsters.

I think the slow dampening of "back to school" is pretty standard... I'm in grad school now, and back to school shopping is going to Muji to buy a new $2 notebook and a new $2 pen that doesn't have the clip broken off.

Remember in highschool when you used to need like 10 binders or something ridiculous?

Hey guys I just found out that I'm going to become a grandmother! We are so happy! Our daughter drove five hours to see us in person to deliver the news. YAY! If anyone here knows of some great baby stores in Austin please share , I got me some granny-shopping to do!

Heh. I'm 36 years old and I just smoked weed in my bathroom for the first time. Here's to late blooming! Also I kind of want to both laugh at and high-five myself.

I broke up with my boyfriend last month. First serious boyfriend, first person I slept with. We've lived together since very early in the relationship in a house that I own. Over the course of the relationship, his financial situation got worse and worse and he began asking me to pay for more and more. Many things…

OKC messages of the week:

Okay. Not a touchy, feel good subject for a Saturday night.

I once had to write an essay about my hero. I could have written about any number of inspirational people. But, I wrote about my grandpa because he was the best person I knew. I should have told him that.

1. Generally it just feels reeeallllly good to have a penis inside you, if you are into the person it's attached to and you are sufficiently turned on. Some women do orgasm from it but even if they don't, they usually get a lot of pleasure. And sometimes it's about an emotional connection. Best-case, it's all of…

Ask Polly: How am I supposed to make friends in my late 20s?

Okay, so I have a kind of awkward lady question (actually a series of questions) and i was hoping the more sexually experienced here could give me a hand (ah, puns).