Man, the montage of of Eleanor (and one time Jason) figuring out the Good Place’s secret followed by the montage of Janet pleading for her life before being reset is just the most fun thing I’ve seen on TV in a long time. I don’t think I’ve laughed so uncontrollably like that in years.

Jason figured it out?  This one really hurts.

If I were a tattoo guy, mine would say “Whither Tahani?”

“This is The Bad Place!” is what my new tramp stamp says.

I certainly wouldn’t call it one of the best films of the year necessarily, but Kong Skull island is one of the most gleefully ridiculous, purely insane crowd pleasing movies I’ve seen in a while.

Hey, you’d be pissed too if you didn’t get to go to Toshi Station with your friends to get those power converters. I mean, DID HE EVER GET THEM???

There’s also the very basic tenet that a tax windfall doesn’t create jobs. DEMAND creates jobs. And while an infusion of cash *may* allow a company to invest in a new potential revenue stream and stoking demand, doing that when companies already have plenty of liquid assets doesn’t make any sense.

I just don’t get the idea of Luke as a super wise always does the right thing good guy in the first place. He beat Vader by getting pissed and using his emotions. Of course he could fuck up.

Those porgs were.

Ratings are so low people can’t tell the shows apart anymore.

FIRE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND REPLACE THEM WITH PUPPIES

I think one of the many problems with the internet is that now all those conversations you may have had occasionally with a few friends who shared your interests are played out endlessly with a cast of thousands. In caps.

Nah, Luke fighting Ren sucked. He didn’t do any backflips or somersaults or jumping off walls or anything. So boring.

I liked it alright, but I had a few quibbles—for example, I found it a little weird that everyone still seemed to subsist on hunting for meat after ten years of living in the post-apocalypse. No one’s tried to go back to animal husbandry in nearly a decade? But we see such a small sliver of that world that I agree it…

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

That’s kind of incredible — it reads like you feel guilty for basic attempts at courtship.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Unless she just came out of a bunker like Kimmy Schmidt, she probably figured out that the guy inviting her over for dinner might have had romantic intentions.

D’Arcy Carden in Good Place deserves a nod

Jordan Peele’s directorial debut was a brilliant piece of work, and definitely deserved a nomination.