And secondhand smoke linked to secondhand coolness:

Smoking is cool and always has been. Let’s stop pretending it’s not. It’s gross and dangerous, but still cool.

“She’s a MILF!” “Don’t tell us what you think it means, we already know it’s wrong.” “My Interesting Lady Friend!”

Use the Force?

What about highlighted / highlit?

Count me skeptical that the lawyer wrote it.

Insecure narcissist and US President Donald Trump gives his Twitter login to one of his lawyers, letting that lawyer literally write whatever he likes under Trump’s name. The lawyer then uses this awesome power to address the world with the President’s own voice to implicate the President in a potential obstruction of…

No kidding!

I can remember being a very big U2 fan up until the release of Pop which was trash personified. I would argue that everything since has dripped with desperation, mediocrity, and insufferability all mixed up into an abominable cocktail.

So because you don’t enjoy a particular newscaster on a TV show you probably don’t watch, you’re happy to hear that he made life awful for women he worked with. Gotcha’.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

The news that more women were sexually harassed made your morning?

Proof Positive that there is a god, and his name is Azathoth, and he is a slumbering imbecile whose awakening would mean the end of existence.

>>> “...defined as......involving sexual activity with a prepubescent child or children (generally age 13 years or younger). As far as we know at present, the youngest girl whom Moore allegedly pursued was 14 years old...” <<<

The best part of this is that they didn’t accidentally tweet at LeVar Burton instead of Lavar Ball. They just think the guy from Reading Rainbow reinvented himself as a business owner hype man for his basketball playing sons in the time since TNG ended.

Well, if not this, they’d have eventually got around to harassing him for promoting literacy.

We already knew Trump was an idiot. The real newsworthy item here is that McMaster is one of those guys whom it’s really fun to get drunk and ask them about their co-workers.

Lemme just say, I was in England two weeks ago, and tipping at bars and restaurants isn’t a thing over there.

...it was awesome. Socially.

There is so much we wrap up in tipping here, like if you tip too little or forget, you’re trash. You tip too much, you’re probably trying too hard to be impressive. You tip the wrong…

Solid A. The entire second half was a riot. The march of greatest hits characters even included the ski-lift lady! Just great stuff all around. I was trying to figure out if it was the finale towards the end. They could have easily ended the season with this one, although it would have been extremely similar to the…

I hope this betokens the long-awaited return of the Ewoks. Why, you could easily spend an hour or more in their delightful treetop village, simply observing their behavior as Jane Goodall might.