You don’t know my great great grandma, liar

Laser beams and robots SHOULD make objective determinations like this.  Absolutely.  But “everything” couldn’t include subjective things like fouls.  So it should be both.

But it’s not “law.” No one is making a legal ruling. It is a literal fact. Even the author admits that it was the correct call. Good. That’s what I want ... correct calls on objective events in sports.  I don’t want every foul reviewed, because fouls are subjective.  But I sure the hell want objective events such as…

That’s dumb because whether a foul happened or not is necessarily subjective. But whether a ball hits Player A or Player B is not subjective. It can be objectively and definitively determined by watching the replay.

But why DON’T umps have access to computerized strike zones?! There is literally no justification for this in light of today’s technology. I’m 45 years old and I love baseball. But man, FUCK these umps with their “own” strike zones. Seriously. Put a monitor behind home plate. The ump can stand there and, in real time,…

go gators!

I read this article three times trying to resolve this question in my mind as well.  He’s two away from the MLB record ... and also six away from the MLB record.  Ok ...

My wife was born in Poland and came to the US when she was 10 years old. The thing that helped her learn English the fastest? Watching her favorite childhood Disney movies in English. She had practically memorized The Little Mermaid and Aladdin in Polish, so this gave her the proper context to follow along and begin…

Oh she posed for the pics?  I thought she was one of the students where they photoshopped a pic without her knowledge?

“She was a participant in the scam of posing as an athlete to get into the school.”

I don’t know. If she’s telling the truth that she didn’t know anything ... well that’s shitty. I do feel for her. My empathy doesn’t ebb and flow based on whether someone has money or not. That’s like saying, “oh, you suffer from depression?  Boo hoo, you’re rich.”  I mean, that’s not how things work.  She’s…

It’s a shame I only have this one star to give you

If we can get a PG-13, I’ll produce it

those amc recliners go so far back I have to strain my neck to then look up at the screen

OK, I’m a big Thomas Pynchon fan and I loved both Inherent Vice the book and Inherent Vice the film adaptation. So when I read your description of Under the Silver Lake I have to scratch my head ... um ... the plot you’ve described is the plot of Inherent Vice.  Is it a ripoff or is it its own thing?

The Rays’ pen is stellar, period.  Probably the best in baseball in light of the weirdness happening with the Yankees. Offense REALLY let them down today. Had runners at third base in the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th AND 10th inning, and couldn’t plate a run. And that was with less than two outs in I believe all but one of…

yeah, i mean fuck these people. FUCK them. this is awful, cruel shit to do to your impressionable six year old. awful.

can I keep my pajamas on?

I feel like 2019 is basically MAGA chuds, a bunch of dumb Joker movies and far too many Oreo flavors. What a fucking world.

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