or my 8 month old baby

i’m colorblind so everyone here can go fuck themselves 

pineapple gummies are good if you like the flavor of sweet garbage

I’ll fuck all of y’all up for a Sky Bar.

alternative explanation: you eat like an animal

“I know plenty of people who don’t enjoy the peanut butter/chocolate combination”

Wrong.  The Orioles will finish second in the division to the Rays, with a record of 151-11 to the Rays’ record of 152-10.  Obviously.

Spot on.  It’s so incredibly sad.  That’s what makes it SO dark.  I love the book, and I love the original adaptation, AND I’m looking forward to this.  The book feels like it is as bleak and as dark as the situation warrants.  Losing a child?  Shit.  I don’t ever want to imagine.

Noisy Pip gave you a good answer, which is probably true for some people, but I fear that for most people it’s just your typical fanboy-ish nonsense: “book says Gage die ... why Ellie die? Fuck this movie. Me don’t like different.”

I’m not sure the stock price is indicative of anything other than investors’ (probably misplaced) zeal about Lyft’s future ability to generate profit. It doesn’t change your thesis that Lyft is full of shit. But it doesn’t support your thesis either.

well this is perfect.  comments closed!

“a cartoonish sequence in which the rendering has the fetus’ hands grasping for dear life onto the uterine walls”

I don’t think that is a fair characterization of the way the plot develops here.  While we get the happy ending teen loves, I don’t think the film suggests in any way that these kids are going to get married 4 life or anything.  This is, in fact, one of those rare teen movies where it actually FEELS like it is…

Thank you for this terrific piece, Caroline! I unabashedly love this movie, and you’ve nailed all of the reasons why it is so great. I would only add one thing that I believe made the film so successful - the chemistry between the leads and co-leads. The chemistry between Ledger and Stiles is electric, and the…

Meh. I have no rooting interest either way. Just a hoops fan here. And I think it was a good call. Crashed into Edwards as soon as the ball was released. Wasn’t really even a close call.

OH man look at this cockbag!

All I can say is, I hear you but I hope you’re wrong. I went to a game for the first time last season at Atlanta’s new stadium and was pleasantly surprised. We parked for $15 at a private lot about 10 minute walk from the stadium.  We bought $14 Coca-Cola section GA seats at the gate, which included a free coke for…

Yep. I found out the (almost) hard way in Miami a few months ago. Their cutoff time (either the airport or American Airlines ... not sure) is 45 minutes. After fighting heavy Miami traffic I got to the airport, you guessed it, 45 minutes before my flight. There was a long line to check bags so I asked an AA employee…

I’m not sure stock price and public sentiment can necessarily be equated. Sure, a company’s stock price may, at times, react to non-financial negative news about the company, but over the long haul a stock price is reflective of the market’s view of a company’s future earnings. And if the news is something that will,…

There have been polls taken where people indicate they support the ACA when it is described as the ACA and called the ACA, but do not support the same program - described in the same manner - when it is called Obamacare. I mean, there is literally hard evidence supporting Elrond’s point.