Oh she posed for the pics?  I thought she was one of the students where they photoshopped a pic without her knowledge?

“She was a participant in the scam of posing as an athlete to get into the school.”

I don’t know. If she’s telling the truth that she didn’t know anything ... well that’s shitty. I do feel for her. My empathy doesn’t ebb and flow based on whether someone has money or not. That’s like saying, “oh, you suffer from depression?  Boo hoo, you’re rich.”  I mean, that’s not how things work.  She’s…

It’s a shame I only have this one star to give you

If we can get a PG-13, I’ll produce it

those amc recliners go so far back I have to strain my neck to then look up at the screen

OK, I’m a big Thomas Pynchon fan and I loved both Inherent Vice the book and Inherent Vice the film adaptation. So when I read your description of Under the Silver Lake I have to scratch my head ... um ... the plot you’ve described is the plot of Inherent Vice.  Is it a ripoff or is it its own thing?

The Rays’ pen is stellar, period.  Probably the best in baseball in light of the weirdness happening with the Yankees. Offense REALLY let them down today. Had runners at third base in the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th AND 10th inning, and couldn’t plate a run. And that was with less than two outs in I believe all but one of…

yeah, i mean fuck these people. FUCK them. this is awful, cruel shit to do to your impressionable six year old. awful.

can I keep my pajamas on?

Ah yes, reminds me of that famous movie quote: “In space, no one can hear you ... rove?”

I feel like 2019 is basically MAGA chuds, a bunch of dumb Joker movies and far too many Oreo flavors. What a fucking world.

cat/baby

or my 8 month old baby

i’m colorblind so everyone here can go fuck themselves 

pineapple gummies are good if you like the flavor of sweet garbage

I’ll fuck all of y’all up for a Sky Bar.

alternative explanation: you eat like an animal

“I know plenty of people who don’t enjoy the peanut butter/chocolate combination”

Wrong.  The Orioles will finish second in the division to the Rays, with a record of 151-11 to the Rays’ record of 152-10.  Obviously.