I’m a former Tampa resident who moved to St. Pete a couple years ago.  I agree with everything you’ve said except one ... Spartak Moscow?  Huh?  I live and work in downtown St. Pete and I seriously don’t have a clue what this means.

I freaking love that she has a sense of humor about her stupid tat. The second tweet is fantastic.

Future Guy just popping by to say “Noble” is Donna’s last name!  No mystery there, Keith!

Are they actually ON a mountain or are they laying flat on the ground?

Yeah no kidding.  Why on earth would this kid want a fucking doll?  

It’s a quote from Mean Girls!  The best comedy of all time

or just get a flip phone

DON’T TELL ME TO RELAX

I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

Can I give you my anecdotal “you’re wrong” on the GnR original UYI tour in 1991-92? I saw the show in St. Petersburg, FL, three days after Christmas, and it was flat-out PERFECT. Axl was a mental case during that tour, for sure, but for every one train-wreck-three-hour-delayed show with bottles of booze being thrown…

can we be best friends?

Well said. And to add to this ... I’ll steal from Lauren: Wanting Kevin Durant (and/or Kyrie and/or Davis) is NOT A FUCKING PLAN. It’s just backwards. It’s like saying “hey, I want to afford that million dollar dream home one day ... but the only way I can make this happen is to sell my current house and all my dumb…

My dad was a HUGE Car 54, Where are You and Munsters fan and, growing up, we would watch reruns all the time. He adored Fred Gwynne. I remember him being so excited to see him cast in the ‘89 movie. At the time, it was a really risky move by the producers ... his career was (undeservedly) on ice. Big gamble. But it…

Fred Gwynne was pitch PERFECT in the original, wasn’t he?!  I’m not sure there was another way for Lithgow to go with that line reading.  It’s so iconic.

so perfectly stated

I love you.

yeah fuck this.  fuck ALL of this.  i’m anxious simply reading it!

i’m crying reading these comments.  CRYING!

I came here to say the same thing!  I have no doubt that line is correct, but MAN ... huh?  That’s the grossest 229 yards I’ve ever witnessed.

The Mole Women cam show was such a head-scratchingly bizarre miscalculation.  It just didn’t fit with ANYTHING we know about these people, and it served to minimize an event that 4 seasons of this show told us was awful and traumatic to its victims.