Welp... that’s just fucking awesome.

...as long as you haven’t gnawed on it...

See, now I have to start telling people almost the same thing I said for most of 2016: Don’t expect 2018 to be any better.

Sorry to repeat this one but HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT WOULD HAVE GONE INTO THE PUBLIC TREASURY WILL INSTEAD GO INTO THE POCKETS OF THE TRUMP FAMILY AND THE FAMILIES OF HIS CABINET MEMBERS.

You know why Bobby Jindal is a Republican? Becasue if he ran as a Democrat, this is what the Republicans would have done to him.

Things are so difficult in Canada. In the U.S., all the NHL would need to say is “Nenshi is a Muslim!” (which he is) and he’d be automatically disqualified from holding office because, you know, America…

It’s about time someone else starting using that to reference him.

Twice the fun in the word, none of the fun in the presidency.

How dare you teach me something new you marxist.

Man, the Chargers are gonna be so sorry they moved to California.

The humans in my house have a combined 31 years of active, reserve, enlisted and commissioned service in the USAF and USN. Every time this orange doofus lectures them on how to respect America or be patriotic, they think of his Vietnam-era deferments for “bone spurs”...and they throw up a little.

Hey, when my 14-year-old self swiped those old Playboys from my Dad’s closet, I was reading them for the articles.

Umlauts or GTFO.
+1 tho.

Yes, his self-interest in eliminating the estate tax is glaring, even by Trump’s own standards of conflicts of interest.

My pops spent some time in Vietnam courtesy of the USAF in the late 60's, and tell you what the man had some opinions about dick-waving armchair general politicians whose closest to actual combat experience was holding in a fart.

The only problem is that his supporters will read your comment and think “You must be some damn liberal army person, Seattle is part of the problem!”

Arguably, Cорок пять is a more accurate name, even if it doesn’t read as well. Though the pronounciation version (sorok pyat’) isn’t that bad.

That was a key provision in the terms of the South’s surrender.

Hell, I speak fluent German and on my first read I thought you’d had a seizure.

<Trebek voice>we would have also accepted scheisskopf.