I had to google Funfundvierzig to understand this. Damn you for making me learn something. Thank you for the words “yellow chickenhawk”, however... and of course for your service. 

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

She doesn’t have to kiss Kevin James any more, so she probably IS doing just fine.

I am assuming she is more than fine. In addition to being alive in real life, she probably received a big fat check to not be mad about getting kicked off, and she gets to be off of this presumably below-average television program and seek better work more suited to her talents. With a resume like Parks and Rec and…

The problem has always been not so much that he is president, but that nearly 60 million people thought he should be. Had Clinton gotten 120 million votes and carried the whole electoral college, we would still be living in a country where nearly 60 million people thought Trump should be president. Sure, they feel…

When you want to say “I don’t care if police shoot young black men and are not held accountable” but are just barely smart enough to know you can’t, then you have to reframe the whole discussion into something you can be against and you might as well make it something you can go on the offensive so you can put other…

Usually when I say “Stop Crying” it’s because I’ve exhausted all of the “patience options” I have. I do my best to be supportive, understanding and patient, but sometimes my kids are just crying because they are too stubborn to stop (which, is likely thanks to my genes).

As a veteran I am sick and fucking tired of being used as a poster for the right in general. Like a lot, maybe most, people I signed up for a lot of reasons, family, circumstance, patriotism and to get the fuck out of small town. If I’d known 30 years later my service would used like this, I would’ve taken that job at…

My mother’s Tuna Casserole recipe has converted many an infidel. It uses medium shells.

i paid hundreds of dollars for this stuff that gave me some small amount of pleasure. now i’m burning it. a loved one will pay to replace it for me at christmas when my team is doing well. take that, nfl! i sure showed you! (also, i watch the games, anyway.)

That’s a deep cut. I don’t know how many at the games studied 18th century British verse, though, so it’d be a bit like using an invisible jet for the flyover.

True heroes. They’ve been protesting for most of the last 25 years now.

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

I like Tantrump too

Given Trump’s record of stiffing most of his suppliers, and trying to sue Biill Maher over a joke bet, its safe to assume that Trump knows nothing about contracts (and a whole bunch of other things)

Great. Now he’s making me side with Goodell. Trump really is a fucking monster.

I like it AND I hate it.

You earned my star with Trumplethinskin.

The second guy thinks five partners is a concerning amount of sexual history...?? Buddy... that’s not even the least bit unreasonable.