Thanks for the “Animal Farm” reference!

The title is wrong. The Marine Corps is getting their first-ever woman INFANTRY officer. They’ve had women officers for quite some time now.

We haf vays of making you horny

Roger?

If we get anything other than that, I may drop dead of a heart attack.

They like to make it hard, don’t they?

Better tip. Buy a bunch of 1 cup plastic containers. They don’t cost much more than freezer bags if you buy in bulk, give you more accurate measurements, and are reusable.

Well, in fairness to you (more than my brother), his Facebook header is “X (His Name) IS FRICKIN’ HUGE” written on the back of our mother’s mud splattered Subaru that he obviously took off-roading.

Saw the first quarter, but now sitting in a theater, waiting for the movie to start. Giving up on the Bears is really, really, really really freeing.

Meanwhile, Trump continues to issue RECORD NUMBERS of stupid, embarrassing statements.

Don’t discount the “fucked up joke on democracy” angle. You need look no further than the Oval Office to know what a viable campaign strategy that is these days.

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

My uncle was on USS Halibut back when they were tapping communication cables running through Soviet harbors. He never said what they did, only that it was “spy stuff”. It was only much, much later that I learned of their missions via books and the internet. Submariners are a notoriously, and proudly, tight-lipped…

Cyborgs forever

In a way, that makes Marky Mark the MOST “Patriot Fan” of all Patriot Fans.

There’s starting cold and then there’s blowing a fourth-quarter lead to an Andy Reid team.

Smocking on her dress!!!

Look..At.That.

Look at that face. She has a lot going on in that brain of hers and I love it.