Whatever “girlfriend tossing plates into the air” is

Yes, they used to be one of the finest makers of dinnerware

I used my mother’s precious, hideous Spode for skeet shooting

What?

Sorok pyat was right

sorok pyat is going to be SO unhappy with her choice of Christmas decorations

Reservations at a good Asian restaurant

He could pull the “I’m Dennis Rodman’s homie” card

Totalitarian governments do not care of the prisoners are purple, pink or blue

You can check out any time you like

1960 Mercedes 190D

Ah, yes, the poor FNG mercy meal.

In the immortal words of Larry Niven

I need a simple, sensible answer as to why any civilian needs an assault rifle, besides for masterbatory “Howlin’ Commando” pinneped famtasies

Ted Cruz, who is not unacquainted with politics, made the following statement

Once, in San Antonio, at a gun show, I saw an ERMA Mp40 on a display table. I idly asked the vendor how much it was.

Why not

Ms. Lower

Why?

For conspicuous gallantry and service to Humanity, above and beyond the call of duty