Whatever “girlfriend tossing plates into the air” is

Yes, they used to be one of the finest makers of dinnerware

I used my mother’s precious, hideous Spode for skeet shooting

It seems that their Automatic Call Direction System is either nonexistent or really cheap.

Indeed

What?

Sorok pyat was right

sorok pyat is going to be SO unhappy with her choice of Christmas decorations

For a whole group of reasons

The Trumpists will be creaming their jeans

Reservations at a good Asian restaurant

He could pull the “I’m Dennis Rodman’s homie” card

Totalitarian governments do not care of the prisoners are purple, pink or blue

You can check out any time you like

1960 Mercedes 190D

Ah, yes, the poor FNG mercy meal.

In the immortal words of Larry Niven

No, it is a troop of baboons

It doesn’t have to.

I want fifty