heh, I want the bag and the vest.

I bought this “whole-grain” sweater back in the mid-80's and wore it until it literally fell apart, in 2010

i stopped truly caring when they stopped putting out the catalog - it made that monthly trip to the mailbox an adventure!

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses,”

I mean, you’re not wrong.

I estimate, schedule and coordinate field service technicians for on-site repairs of equipment my company manufactures, so sometimes I joke and say I’m a pimp.

Is “vegan butter” really a thing? Or did some advertising exec just re-brand margarine?

That was the best part. Subtle Barry shade.

...Exactly.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

First, anyone that kidnaps someone else and doesn’t restrain them is a fool. But, assuming that the person who kidnapped you is dumb enough to keep you unrestrained, but smart enough to realize that obeying the traffic laws will draw less attention to themselves and their criminal act; I’d say the best time to bail…

Yes. I will definitely miss 95 degrees, 90% humidity, and $200 electric bills from running the air conditioning constantly, bills for the lawn service, constantly feeling greasy after slathering my skin with sunscreen to avoid melanoma, and sleeping poorly at night because it is hot.

“What a bunch of nonsense. All these people need to recover from something like this are thoughts and prayers and bootstraps.”

This shit is so tied into the moral/ethical perceptions of virtually everyone on the planet.

Seriously, I think have a mental disorder. The first thing you thought about was Trump.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

No... I’d argue that it’s just too f$#*ing late to educate them. This sh*t is a product of the systemic failure of our educational system to train children to think critically— you know, the thing they need to do to not be vitriol-parrotting, blithering morons.

This is the great failing of the left. They feel they that if they can just educate these people, they will learn to vote their own interest.

It’s a close call, but the competent theocrat is less likely to get us into a nuclear war with North Korea or hand over every file in the Pentagon to the Russians just because he thinks Putin is “cool.”