I’ve been saying this for years.

Say what you will, a single alcohol related death is a step up from decades of pedophilia.

Thank you! Sex is the only thing that gets me to stop eating, for crying out loud.

Cataclysmic storm, huh? Love the handle ;-)

watevar, me mum driped me and im fin

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

If you are ever in a situation where you are assigned a lawyer, whether it is by your employer, your insurance company, your professional society, or anybody else, you need to ask the lawyer these questions:

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

The main problem with making gnocchi and fresh pasta in general is that if you live anywhere near a center of civilization it is really, really easy to find very good fresh pasta in dozens of flavors and shapes. The benefit of home made rarely offsets the effort and cleanup involved. It is pretty similar to making…

Just wait. Stephen Miller is going to cite this case as incontrovertible evidence that the pro-choice movement is actually a front for human traffickers and that motherhood is the key to avoiding being kidnapped.

Please get rid of the hat.

Manhole covers are round because they are the only geometric shape that can’t fall inside of themselves.

I had an interviewer ask me an outright illegal set of questions in an interview for their first ever HR position. I told him his questions were illegal, that the company could easily be sued for asking such questions, and that was exactly why I was the best person for the job. I told him my first task would be…

My mom got asked directly how old she was. She was old enough to get a nice check from the company after the state went after them. :)

“What would you do if a coworker showed up with a gun and started shooting people?”

a. “I don’t know. Is that something that happens a lot around here?”
b. “Write a strongly-worded email to Human Resources.”
c. “Scream piercingly and die at my desk in a pool of blood.”
d. “Offer to show them the way to the CEO’s office.”
e.…

Same. I’ve worked in places that ask these questions more tactfully as in - have you ever been trained in CPR or workplace violence etc. It’s a major plus is someone knows how to answer that question. To say that they have had some training, to say that they would follow the disaster protocol etc.

Maybe I just work in weird places, but the workplace shooting one is actually a practical exercise if the employee will be directing evacuation of personnel or will be working in reception where they would be interfacing with the public - same as fire drills. This person is typically a standard worker with the…

You know what’s common about most of these songs?

This was my thought as well. If you ever forget you have a gun on you (loaded or not), then you should probably never have a gun on you.

Wow. If you forget you are carrying, and carry your weapons to all sorts of places that weapons should not be carried to, then please for the love of every god known to man; stop fucking carrying them. You are unsuitable in every conceivable way to be allowed even a hard crayon, never mind a gun or a knife.