I just dress like a hipster if I expect unpleasantness about. Everyone avoids me, pleasant and unpleasant alike.

I think it’s going to flop big-time. The youngs won’t care while the olds is disgusted and it just looks D-list and cheap.

Exactly. They are clearly fine with it or else they’d not be all up in it.

And that would make him a “cuck” according to nazis everywhere. It jsut gets better and better.

“Most of what I said was humorous and joking. Legally, it may have been on the record, but the spirit of it was off. And he knew that.”

So I’m not sure who else is in line for worst father of the year besides trump, but when that awards show comes around this guy will definitely be there. He’s not busy, or as busy as he was when the child was born and he can’t pop in for 10 minutes to say hold him and say “Hey, little guy I’m you’re dad. Sorry about…

I’m seriously waiting for the “it’s not even his” revelation.

You know cherry pits contain amygdalin, which turns into cyanide, right? One or two ground cherry pits gives you enough cyanide to take you down. Happy eating!

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

I cannot stress this enough to Trump, he does not have to stay at the White House at all or ever darken Washington DC with his presence again. It’s simple, “I resign the presidency effective immediately,” sign and date it.

Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

This is the fastest any man in his position has been fired. He beat out a guy who was fired in 11 days when it was revealed he was a member of the neo-nazis when younger.

(1) Stop giving a fuck about what people think about your life choices.

Is it appropriate to fire my communications director a week into the job?

This administration is a disaster. It’s a disaster for a whole host of reasons, of course, but just operationally, it’s a disaster because no one knows how to run a government.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

After ordering high-end scotch or a blindingly-expensive bottle of wine

Yours is a fake secret society!