Sometimes. Toasting the bun is kind of a pain since I often over toast it. Most of my hot dogs are eaten at baseball games, so the bun is steamed. At home we use these:

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

If you get any joy out of advocating police violence you should not be president.

If you get ANY joy out of being violent you should not be a police officer.

Right, we’ve always only cared about what is ours. This was well-meaning I’m sure but fuck was it self important. This is not some new age where kids don’t matter. They never fucking mattered.

Yeah I think the problem isn’t not caring about children, it’s caring too much about your own children and not at all about anyone else’s.

Hah, that’s true. You couldn’t help but feel a little bad for Spicer, even if he did make his own bed working for Trump, because he was clearly overwhelmed by the crazy. This guy is just a giant POS who loves the crazy. Which should be either hilarious, terrifying, or both.

Seriously, this guy is a fucking disaster. But he is so much more suited for the job than Spicer was. I will enjoy watching him fail with the rest of the administration instead of being uncomfortable as Spicy contorted himself into a pretzel trying to simultaneously justify and apologize for the dumpster fire that is…

Jesus saves...because he wants to retire at a reasonable age so you have to pay yourself first.

Sounds like a vivid fantasy he harbors himself.

Meh, they were 18 year olds, stuck in the middle of the country, surrounded by people yelling at them, before the wide-spread use of the internet. The cult offered them companionship, a sympathetic ear, and assurance that they weren’t all alone. It’s not a surprise some people went for it.

The military base I used to be stationed at had a cult that lurked around it back in the 90s. It used to be an open base, so they would skulk around the laundry rooms on Friday and Saturday night, trying to pick up young Soldiers who were away from home for the first time and lonely. Then they got them to sign over…

Those millions don’t matter. If they weren’t covered before ACA it’s because they were bad people. Everyone knows that.

Mary, school nurse in Indiana: Caught her breast cancer early because she could afford to get regular mammograms

I love these novels.

Ooh, your comment

This has only been going on a long time in internet time. In prosecutor time, Mueller hasn’t even taken his just-got-out-of-bed morning piss.

Sweetie, I know it feels like forever but it’s not been that long. Watergate took a long time. The Saturday night massacre was over a year after the break in.... And you’re right, it’ll turn to the financials, RUSSIAN FINANCIALS! HEYYOOOO

please please tell me this is /s. you can’t build a life with someone who doesn’t respect you, no matter how good the sex is.