Even when my team has a real chance at a championship, when they look to be the best team in the field, I always tell my wife that this is going to be very tense, I will not want to talk about it, and it will probably not end well. When they get beat don’t ask me if they played well or if it at least was a good game.…

A show with the goal of getting people to hook-up is cancelled when two people on said show hook-up. Um, what?

A pretty good summary actually. Of course I would add we are saddled with a SecState in waaay over his head and a Commander in Chief that is a lying, dangerous buffoon.  

I think I’m just tired of all the winning, really. 

Really? It’s like everything I know is a lie. Next you’ll tell me that some crooked land developer is President of the United States!

“To me, they’re not even people”

Tiger!

It’s an enormous industry without any institutional equivalent on the left.

Reminds me of my old skipper on a Super Hauk MTB when I was on the wheel: “you see the pier and know what to do, just make it snappy.”

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Ha ha.

The biggest issue with classified information is that even if you have the appropriate level of clearance or access, you still need to have a “need-to-know”.

Shit, back when I had cable (and particularly when I was in law school and had the 10 or 20-channel cable package you could get in NYC mostly so you could have clear television), I watched the infomercial for the Midnight Special box set multiple times. No shame.

Wait...the internet gives bad medical advice? Has anybody ever encountered such a thing before?

God I hope so. But somehow I think he will still blame all the bad stuff on Obama and the Librul Press going on a witch hunt and I think the people that voted for him will continue to eat it up.

Yeah, but once you LANDED...

The gay spirits will rise from the corpses and haunt the funeral home forever with festive parties and a keen fashion sense.

You have to be a scared, insignificant asshole to refuse funeral services to someone.

Yeah, fuck me for getting fucked up by birth control and letting it almost kill me. I deserve to be uninsurable for the rest of my life.