If they made his suicide a pay per view event I might chip in.

Probably never, but if we ever see him randomly pulling out envelopes during a briefing, get ready for a cover of Hey Man Nice Shot.

Trump supporters I talk to are still so mind-numbingly unaware of how big a loser this guy is at achieving his own stated goals. They’re just clueless. I was talking yesterday with a Trumper who is all for the wall but was lamenting for a good 30 minutes how said it is that ICE is breaking up families and detaining…

serious, though gross, question: how is this ridiculous chemistry experiment any better—ethically or otherwise—than death by firing squad?

Legit question here. Exactly where the security concerns directed towards? Did they believe UCB students would start shooting? Bombs??? Fighting??? Riots...what?

My husband, just now: Part of me wants to open a second bottle of champagne.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

But don’t worry they will run a candidate that is right of center economically in 2020 then they will realize their mistake when he/she still loses. Sike. They will blame it on the the left wing voters and run another DINO in 2024.

She definitely got what she voted for so yeah, time to live with the consequences. She’s also pretty fucking ignorant — if your husband had a “voluntary deportation order” what the fuck do you think that means? Do you think it’s merely a suggestion? OK, maybe they were lulled into a false sense of security since the…

Schadenfreude is pretty much all we got left at this point.

Yeah on the one hand I’m like, ugh, I feel for him and his family. Deportations are horrible and I wouldn’t wish them on any family.

What is even his reasoning behind this latest attack on women, does anyone know? 

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

Don’t stand by your man if they don’t stand by you. Makes sense!

He’ll put up Trump Tower 2 at the Mira Log O’ Poo and all the floors/apartments above the wall will be “Super Premium The Best Greatest Trust Me” quality. We will also pay for that because Trump doesn’t pay for a thing.

This is very similar to when religious people ask me “if you are an atheist, what keeps you from doing bad things?”

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

Every time one of these videos get posted, the victim blaming begins. I don’t care what kind of laws the motorcyclist is breaking: trying to kill them with your goddamn car is not even remotely justified. Passing over a double yellow is a traffic violation. Assault with a deadly weapon is a felony.