Poor baby!

I suppose that I should feel bad

My high school sweetheart and I were supposed to be married, but she was killed by a drunk driver

I have lost a lot of people over the years, parents, lovers, boon companions, acquaintances, and enemies

If I were a lawyer (and could avoid committing suicide every time I passed a mirror), I would triple bill the toad and garnish a couple of golf courses when he didn’t pay

I have a simple test:

Sale boche, lacher moi!

Does anyone remember National Lampoon’s “Tales from the South?”

It is probably that English Public School background

I hate to say this, but it may have something to do with the development of -finer female motor skills, because every young woman I knew back in the mid-60's had the same handwriting

I am confused

I began collecting them when I was in the UK and ended up with a pretty decent collection, IMHO. ( I have about twenty)

Little Caesars was known for going into small and medium sized towns and beating the local joints(who had monopoly/duopoly) on price and quality.

The liquor stores and pizza joints will survive

All this whining about how hard you all had it as teenagers

Remember Fox

If ever a face ever ached for a fist, tenderly encased in brass