I can actually remember when good manners was expected at gambling tables

Don’t sweat the small stuff

Republicans, however, can take heart

Unfortunately, the fact that you are willing to spend over $200 to watch a bad team can call your own baseball expertise into question. (The fact that one has to barter one’s soul and family to get Red Sox season tickets does not enter into the equation)

The sticking point may be Pennywise, just like Spiro was the Quaker Traitor’s insurance policy

Okay, Trumpelthinskin, turn in your badge

And usually the connection cannot take the strain

Her name is Emily Polifax

How’s this, Doctor?

Your personality shows a high degree of shrewdness and work ethic, which are valued among members of Slytherin House.

Anyone who voted Republican in the last election should have his/her franchise revoked due to incompetence, indolence, and ignorance.

I see. So smashing this with a set of brass knucks is not going to make me feel better?

There is an easier way

perhaps this may help

And they keep on falling

In the septic tank, aging

Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

Samuel T Cogely, Esq is my spirit animal

Here you are

The Land Cruiser needs a museum, the Jeep doesn’t need “a ”museum,” it has hundreds, all over the world