YES!!!!!

Well, oil be damned.

That was a bit of a crude thing to say...

Go for it.

Given the number of illegitimate kids he had... anything is possible.

That’s amazing that you all make sure to keep extra products around. I wish more COs were like that.

It is a body fluid hazard at the least and a major inhumanity. There is absolutely no reason. Every unit has supplies. Most female officers at my facility kept extras in their desk. I’ve seen them go get an inmate clean panties from commissary on their break. I myself fought, along with others, to replace the tiny…

Lots and lots of whippets.

What about semen? My semen is still sterile right? And chock full of protein?

I know this sounds so simple, but certain people, such as my wife, have had Montessori educations and are very skilled with people. She never answers a yes or no question directly, unless forced. Example:

“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”

He is an elected official so people will just have to not vote for him next go-around.

They spelled this asshole’s name wrong in the article! It’s Persky, not Perksy. I just want to make sure that anyone who googles him will get this article, but I’m a lowly grey.

“Stay thirsty, my friend.”

Blake probably thinks it’s real.

I just died. I am dead.

He always looks like he just sharted.

*PUKING FOREVER*

Why does he always look like that? Like an extruding hemorrhoid. It’s really a toss up between him and Ted Cruz vis-a-vis who is just balls-out uglier.

Honestly, that man has a horrific face.