wyominghippie
wyominghippie
wyominghippie
Oct 12 2017
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and when i looked up, i saw what i signed was titled “Master Promissory Note.”

Mar 5 2017
41

lotta comments about the wtf nature of her taking an uber and i couldn’t agree more. she shoulda taken a lyft. :(

Jul 25 2016
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Madeleine Davies, I am disappointed in you: money and gifts, but not power?

Jun 4 2016
1

awwwh. yeah, thanks for the heads up. i had not read completely before i starred. :( at least we can un-star until this all gets overrun with red, yellow and orange brother. whatchyagonnado?

May 29 2016
11

The frozen head of Walt Disney says: “I support this as long as they aren’t Jewish.”

May 28 2016
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The saddest news of the week is that the original Pirates of the Caribbean ride might have been more accurate than Epcot. ::Takes out pudding pop after long coma, starts eating it:: What the fuck else could go wrong with my favorite stars?

May 25 2016
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“Just balls out” is one of the uglier ways to see a man of a certain age.

May 24 2016
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Now when I want to cry, I don’t think of my dead childhood dog. I think of looking down and seeing his face coming up from between my legs. It’s 117 for 117 for causing “vomit with rage and crying.”

May 24 2016
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I 100% believe that’s the face of a dude who has a lawyer that doesn’t believe in marital rape.