LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

So this Nanny didn’t sext or proposition her husband so much send a text meant for her friend extolling his hotness to him by mistake?

Whaaaaa? Thatz Not Okay. (Hi, Caity, if you’re out there.)

This reaction is really surprising, confusing and disappointing.

Should be noted how the MO legislators tried to hold the university budget hostage until they fired Click. In fact they are still using the unrest as grounds for cutting funds since the beginning.

Oscar from Ghostbusters 2? Digging deep. I like it.

Oscar Mayer should clearly be #1. Egregious snub.

OSCARS, RANKED;

Snobbery is gross.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

Ready to worship this.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Goatse “What?”

Or any 16 year old.

It doesn’t feel great.

Seriously. Somehow Harley being 16 makes me feel old.

When did Kevin Smith’s kid stop being a toddler? Stupid passage of time that’s dragging me along with it! That’s enough of me making a truly scary situation for anybody about me.

I don’t really have feelings one way or another. I like how he stuck by and tried to help his friend who was addicted to drugs. This makes me like him.

I’m guessing he double majored in bigotry and entitlement with a minor in MRA studies, followed by a masters in conspiratorial thinking. He’s A.B.D in a Ph.D in batshit crazy.

I got chills as soon as I read “I just want you to know why I am doing this.”, I’m glad she’s safe and nothing happened, but damn that’s scary.