no lie, doing lines of coke off a dude’s V line is better than actually doing coke.

Love is letting the other person have the first line off your boner.

dude I’m impressed when a guy can get a boner coked up not even joking it’s like watching a magic trick

or if you are both coked out of your mind ain’t nobody got time for “time” you lube it and you do it then you finish the 8 ball.

That’s not how they take off moles. You have to cut them out. With a knife. Depending on the size it can leave a pretty significant scar.

#teammorifarty

This lube shaming needs to end.

why should she? looks good on her and if she has it checked regularly she doesn’t need to worry about skin cancer.

1) Hugs

God speed on your recovery!

Plus I just found out I had cancer and then had it removed all on medicaid’s dime, so I think all people should have it! I heart medicaid!

sorry i cant hear you over your SOCIALISM

Why would you want to take people off medicaid? That just makes no sense at all to me.

Cockfighting rally. Cock...fighting...rally. I’m just going to imagine a bunch of flailing dicks, as I’m thinking that’s not too far from the truth.

Don't forget my beak!

This is basically a sext.

We’re talking 1st cousins of course. Second or third cousins are fair game, right?

Gotta say, living in the greater Los Angeles area, I can totally see “Lives far away” as being a deal breaker, but my threshold is much lower than the “more than 3 hours” they listed.

Answers “no” to “do you believe there’s ever an obligation to have sex with someone?” or however OkC worded it became my #1 qualifier. Oh, how I miss my standards...

After spending time on OkC, right now it is a dude who is not a Republican pro-life gun nut, doesn’t expect women to keep legs shaven, doesn’t spit and doesn’t think sex with cousins is ok.