I love that there's snow in that Magic Dog Land. It's like The Lion, The Witch, and the Macbook.

Did the cat like to dance their cares away?

I had a cat that loved to watch Fraggle Rock.

When my golden hears my parents' golden squeaking her toy over video chat, my golden immediately goes to the window. She does not understand computers. Or telephones. But she loves watching tennis.

Right at the end:

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.

I hope so. I never win.

Sir, I think you win.

(P)reverse Cowgirl?

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

Well, to be fair, I also do that whenever anyone talks about Snow. His name is Darrin! *runs away and sobs*

Not my story at all, but my cousin once fucked Vanilla Ice. He looked like this at the time (complete with that vile goatee-thing):

I wouldn't worry. Florida Woman is too old for Alabama Teacher.

Alabama Teacher is the new Florida Woman.

I absolutely agree these awards are a clusterfuck. They're so much about politics and timing. I feel like Selma was released so late that few people got a chance to see it/it didn't have a chance to establish any buzz. It just opened near me this weekend and I didn't go because it was 2 degrees and snowing and if I…

I have only heard about it on social media. I saw a picture of the CNN and MSNBC coverage from the day it happened and the day after, and it was only mentioned once (I think on CNN). There's been next to no coverage at all on main stream media. And honestly, and depressingly, that doesn't surprise me. But for a…

I am glad you brought the NAACP bombing up, I was wondering the same thing about it not really making the news (though I am somewhat sure there is news out there if I just search for it). I know Gawker covered it* when it first happened, but beyond that I have not seen anything about it.

1) Has Jez covered the bombing of the NAACP building? I'm nearly positive they haven't, but I want to be wrong about that.

From Belichick's feed.