Not if you say supportive, nurturing things to it. Or play it Jackie Wilson.

Ok, that's a good point and you're making me rethink my stance.

Absolutely not! Have you not seen Ghostbusters II?!? I'm almost positive that pink slime is toxic.

It's actually gotten to the point where I feel bad for that guy, whoever he actually is. His smile is so shy already...I feel like knowing he's a meme would devastate him.

GLAMTRAN #2 is also suitable for hungover days at the office. The eye makeup says "I am totally awake and definitely do not need to barf!" and the lipstick says "There is no way I could possibly have this much lipstick on and also have just barfed, I'm clean! CLEAN!"

The difference is nobody ever tries to convince you a trip to Camden will be fun.

"I'm Steve Kroft. Tonight on 60 Minutes: Ass Champagne Tastes FUCKING AWESOME. Later on, Leslie Stahl reports from Saskatchewan about climate change."

Stop trying to make Matt Lauer happen!

It doesn't really serve any platypus.

I swear you gotta know who your [sic] around man . . the closest people to you will try and sabotage you by taking a picture of you while you are thoughtful enough to have sex with two of them on Thanksgiving and then sharing that picture on Twitter without your knowledge or consent.

I imagine the first night will go a little like this

He told me he worked in the morning and started to laugh

He might let her crash in the bathtub. Oh, who am I kidding? She can crash in his shower stall because he doesn't have a bathtub in his house the size of a matchbox.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

Team Tagalongs for life. Sorry, not sorry. Mint tastes like tooth paste, whereas Tagalongs taste like happiness.

For some reason, I thought it would be hemorrhoids, and there would be a little doughnut. A little, teeny doughnut.

Now I want to visit one of these rebel stores just to have a salad and potato bar flashback. Chili on everything!

There's dumb trolling, and then there's dumb rape apologist trolling.