maybe if you start offering a "buy one abort two" deal the press will be rosier? People love a promotion!

It's sad that my silver lining to this is "well, at least he didn't call her a fucking bitch or ask to fuck her right in the pussy."

Well that...would burn.

Well, as a true dyed-in-the-wool pervert who used to sell sex toys, I can tell you that my immediate first thought was, "oh yeah. Textured." So that would be my guess as to why pepperoni. If you don't want to go out and buy a big veiny dildo, this might be your cheapest option. Or else he's using the cheap stuff…

Brb, off to update urban dictionary. :)

Believe me, some things you're better off just not knowing.

Hooray! Princeton Mom moved to Finland. I hope the weather makes her absolutely miserable.

Ugh clicking on the pending comments was a mistake. The man pain...

If it's something I like to do, it isn't a sin. If it is something that I don't like to do, it is not a sin.

I'm a Chili's girl, myself.

I'm partial to Red Lobster myself. Apparently the cheddar bar biscuits are ~300 calories apiece - THAT'S A QUARTER OF MY DAILY CALORIE ALLOWANCE, WHAT THE FUCK - but I'm powerless before a basket of them.

actually no, that's the personhood amendment

you should cover the ridiculousness that is Amendment 67

We are one of the good ones, with the exception of our ridiculous school board and a few other things. The voices of dissent against the school board, though, seem to be getting louder and louder, every year. One district is even fighting the PARCC standardized tests, which are the worst ones yet.

Fellow Coloradoan here! My brother attended & graduated from JeffCo schools (Go Gators!) when we first moved to CO in 1990. My parents chose Arvada because of the good schools. It's really sad to see how far it's gone. I'm just glad I don't have school age children. I do, however, fully support these students and…

Colorado represent!!! I was born and raised in Highlands Ranch and live in Littleton now- right in JeffCo. My daughter is a 5th gen native! Where are you from? (Also sorry to be a pain but could you pleaseee ungrey me?)

AP US History is supposed to set you up to take a test that will give you college credit if you score high enough. At my school the students paid the test fee (then $75) themselves, and the savings on college tuition if you scored high enough was substantial. Even though I'm not surprised that the school board is…

"removing political dissent and instead promoting patriotism and respect for authority."

Isha, are you a fellow Coloradoan?