Hey! I feel like I was you, 13 years ago. I'm a cis woman and have a stronger preference for men, and I'm 38. I also have been monogamously married to a cis man for 15 years and have 2 kids, which makes being straight-presenting super easy. But. I am definitely attracted to some women, and when I say I have a stronger…

it's okay I know I have better taste but drunk sylph or stoned sylph doesn't give a fuck and I am only a few reward points away from a free papa johns pizza omfg I need to check on that right now.

I apologize, you guys. I actually once said this once to Christopher Plummer during a performance of King Lear. It was awkward.

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

WAIT A MINUTE, I LIVE IN COLORADO AND SMOKE WEED AND HAVE SEX.

That's what he said!

ironically enough female strippers have a higher than normal rate of physically abusive fathers.

I AM PRINCESS VAJAZZARAL FROM PLANET MUFFZOR. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR YOU SHALL KNOW THE FIERY WRATH OF MY PIERCINGS AND RHINESTONE BIKINI AREA APPLIQUES.

Just keep calm and know that he loves you.

It's okay, you can still have the satisfaction of being angry at the Daily Mail!

I jumped to conclusions before finishing. I retract my anger at the site.

What? What was your interpretation of this article? The whole point was that the Daily Mail piece was absurd and that people have lots of different reasons for wanting/not wanting to date one another.

That's not the point being made at all.

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

Yeah, that's a real great way to fuck a kid up for life.

This is appalling, but I really think they should not be raising money for Autism Speaks as it, among many problematic things, advocates the use of painful aversion therapy for severely autistic young people.

Letter Writer #1 makes me want to fucking SCREAM. It's bad enough running into that (literally running into it, with your bare ass) in public restrooms, but in your HOME? What fucking year is this? How fucking old are you and what's the last grade you completed? How are you so convinced you're going to get some kind…

I haz a sad. I go back as far as the shenis days. Sad. Slut machine. SAD.

this just got better because SCIENCE!!!

There might be an interesting scientific reason for this. Dogs are able to detect flicker rates on TVs at higher values than humans. So things that look "real" to us can easily seem like just a series of images to them. However, sports are now being recorded and broadcast with higher frame rates, and the refresh rate…