i c wut u did there

My meth belt always clashes with my vodka dress. :(

I can't wait for this story to morph into a pithy sound bite for conservatives. "Kentucky public school teachers have enough money for weasel dust, something something unions. Argle bargle. Obama."

I believe it. Being around children makes me want to spark up a blunt.

Yes, the good ol' Meth Belt.

That is certainly a true statement. Been to a mall recently? These kids are just awful, terrible little human beings. And their fashion sucks.

As a resident of Kentucky, the only thing that surprises me is that it was cocaine and not meth.

My daughter is a 7th grade middle school teacher and I know of at least one occasion where she's had pepperoni pizza with olives and extra cheese delivered to the school.

Wait wait wait...splashing toilet water on yourself is a crime now?

Pizza!!! Noooooooo

Yes we all watch football cause we are sheep. Spoken like a true douchebag baseball fan. Every single other sport you mentioned is 3x more exciting and interesting then any baseball game, ever. That's the bottom line.

Solidarity, yo.

You win, I'm tapping out. Your awesomeness is too great for me. But know this...

Crap, I should have looked at this before I posted. Whatever, I stand by my comment.

Careful, you're talking to a princess. A DRUISH princess.

Your gif made me die laughing. God I love that movie.

Oh, now we're going with the multiverse theory? I'm not your guy, friend.

I've always thought that the problem is the baseball season is just too damn long and too many games. The season is six months and then tack on the playoffs. there is 162 games, so no one game feels like it is that important, which means collectively no games are important, which means you follow the team far more…

Though only one could be named starter, both Cassel and Bridgewater are pro-moat.