You guys, I passed my German exam! I can now officially say that I know academic German grammar and syntax pretty damn well, and I'm also pretty good with a dictionary. Just don't ask me to speak it. :)

Lalalalalalalala I'm a vegetarian with a "don't ask, don't tell" policy on McDonald's fries and I can't hear a word you're saying.

This seems to be the most common reverse misunderstanding:

Bingo.

You may be pro-choice when it comes to books, but I am pro-leaf, and demand she writes one!

Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

ummmm....ew?

When I saw that I thought "Say-eth what?" But after some Googling, this Wendy Williams seems to be a Professor at Georgetown.

I actually LOVE it, and I am usually a complete asshole about Southern accents. It's so bad it's delightful.

/slowly collapses in helpless semi-despairing laughter

That is solid gold right there.

Goddammit, WH, did you make a pitcher of baconade again? We talked about this!

If he'd just used a fuckrag all those years ago, four people would still be alive today.

if you throw in charm bracelet, we could confuse her for old school Mariah Carey.

Needs moar unicorn.

Right? Like nobody recognizes early-evening wear separates?

30 rock <3

A+ for flawless 30 Rock quote placement.