I don't even hate their pizza that much. But I HATE Papa John himself. I'd give them more of my money if he weren't the douche king.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

ON A CRACKER!

JESUS H. CHRIST

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That's so weird, I literally have an Auschwitz selfie story. So my dad's dad survived two death camps, one of which was Auschwitz-Birkenau. (He went there looking for his dad, who was already dead by the time he got there.) Towards the end of his life, my grandpa convinced my dad to go on a trip with him back to…

Oh can I rant about the homeless one? Please?

Hear hear! I posit her sheer existence is implied consent to that digital greeting!

She should have kept a spreadsheet showing the decrease in ejaculate over several months.

Better than sending him a spreadsheet, though.

I have to be honest, it's been a struggle for me to get off my ass and be decent about the chores. I've got a full-time job and full-time school going on, but I could still help out to keep the apartment cleaner, and cook some food when I'm home, and my wife has brought this concern up to me. She works a job with…

So the options you present here seem to be:

This is ultimately what ended my last relationship. After working 50 hours a week, plus doing the vast majority of the household chores/laundry/cooking/grocery shopping/cleaning, being in college part time and trying to run/get to the gym so I wasn't 'disgusting' to him I was fucking EXHAUSTED at the end of the…

A lot of married couples don't have sex as frequently as the wife would like either. I got a "Too tired" from my husband this morning.

While the assumptions you are making are possibilities, they are from a given. You sound like someone who has never been in a long-term relationship.

I know from the sound of this guy I wouldn't want to fuck him either.

Or, as she says in the post, she's working a lot and very tired. And "I'm exhausted," "You're too drunk", and "I'm a little tender from yesterday" are damn valid excuses. The type of person who passive-aggressively makes excel charts and flings it in someone's face before they go on a business trip is probably not the…

Or maybe her husband is a jerk and she doesn't want to have sex with him when he's acting like an asshole.

True on both counts. Hey, for all we know, this is fake.

That's a good point. Although it may be one of those things where it's gradually trailed off and he finally reached the point of frustration with it. Who really knows. Like someone pointed out, they are only 26, so you may be on to something. (A. At that age, you would expect more sex and B. maybe they got…