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MHP>MTP

Getting this tattooed on my ass was the best decision I ever made.

::sigh:: Those were the days...

No, honey, when I called you a GOAT wife, I meant greatest of all time.

Starred for the abd. I think he just home-schooled in jeeeeesuuusss.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke Cris Carter like a bitch?

Andrea said that was the wet spot. SHE SAID IT WAS THE WET SPOT!

You can always tell Jim Tomsula was just there cause at least a chip is on the floor afterwards.

+1 freshly emptied clip.

When will Baseball finally deal with CTE?

No. It’s not the max filter.

The Rubio Revolution: Your Rights Will Be First Against The Wall.

And here I thought Gawker Dating was back up and running.

Moose Munch, which sounds like a filthy act of sexual deviancy but is not!

In the end, perhaps this is mainly a reminder that our electoral system is baffling and completely nonsensical.

Yeah, leave that for Nirvana.

Yeah...

Republicans want to treat women’s rights like a gym membership: Sure, you technically can go, but it’s much harder than you envisioned.

Life will find a way.