But the truth is out there. Like right up there. Do it for Fox and Dana.

Penis. It = penis.

Sliced it clean open with a finger nail. Didn’t really notice immediately. Then so much shock and tears.

Watched plane one hit the first tower, fucked, saw the second plane hit. Figured out it was terrorism, and cried for fucking in the middle. Two “big deaths” and one little. :(

Yeah, Ariana, I get it: First the math teachers, then Sting, BetaMax tapes, slightly burnt coffee, a smell lingering in your nose, scrunchies that are worn out, flaky dead skin, and curved butt plugs. Then on like that, in that manner —and so forth.

“These are classy moobs. Classy, baby.”

I love fish. Some men do not like the taste. I do.

You’re in the SeaWorld in Heaven now, buddy. I remember you from such musicals as Planet of the Apes the Musical and the film They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.

Yeah, I dunno, I wasn’t a huge fan. I’ve read some authors that I like/trust (Moe Tkacik) that say it can be super-awesome for a subset of women. I can’t find that Jbel article now. ::shrug:: I’d much prefer coke, liquor and weed —-if I’m going to try to relive my twenties, but —please, god no.

And guilt gets born again! It’s the circle, the circle of being white....

Shh. He might tell us where he got the acid.

I can’t speak for Snack, but I’ll take that as a “strong yes.”

Or your breasts and/or ass. My body used to like to cut a line on his girl’s vulva, and then usually lick it off. Everybody would get so coked up. Oh, college, what a fucked up time.

Really? I usually don’t have trouble with coke —sometimes it takes forever to cum. Amphetamines usually mean some dirty, dirty shit has to be going down for everything to work 100% of the time. ::shrug::

But if he can’t get a coked up boner, how can you do a line off of it?

Thinking about this, I still don’t really know how we lost the “Medicaid for all” argument. I mean, I know how, I just can’t fucking believe it. Medicaid what pays for me brain medicines.

We really need a “Know a Poor” program. It’d help.

How long until he wants drug tests for those on Medicaid?

Well, you’re not a monster, so...

Never.