The Cooper that we see from waking up in the motel onwards is Cooper-C — he’s a career FBI agent, never went to Twin Peaks, probably never encountered Windom Earle, never went to Tibet, never joined Blue Rose. He’s grown jaded, and hard, his life just a bleak wasteland in a reality tat has no magic. He’s the result of…

DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow.

When I was enumerating the many faces of Cooper, I realized that we have to include Lodge Cooper, the placid, terse fellow who spends some time floating about in a near-silent art movie before being sucked into an Interociter and spat out through a power socket, at which point he gets hit with the Dougie Overlay and…

I think we’re going to find out that Twin Peaks has been in some other place than it should be. There is *something* off about the location, and I think Lynch has been using Jerry Horne to signal this. Jerry Horne has been lost in the woods...and so is Twin Peaks itself.

I think we’ve been seeing a doppleganger…

Oh, FUCK ME. It seems that with the fucking account merge I’m now back in the greys all over.

I did the account merge, but I’m slightly salty about the huge overhaul. Not that I can do anything about it, so, mehhhh.

Given that Bowie shot his scenes for FWWM while he was gearing up for the Tin Machine tour….

Director’s Guild rules state that to have the sole credit, a director should be responsible for at least 85% of the film footage. Which was the reason why so much of Superman II was reshot, as Donner had completed the majority of it before he got fired. Howard may end up with a shared credit, but we’ll see.

David Lynch has said that Twin Peaks: The Return is constructed as an eighteen hour movie, put out in pieces. The eventual Blu-Ray release is going to be...interesting.

No mention that we’re also getting a version of the Metal Men in this as well?

The hood and windshield damage is from hitting bodies — you can see a blood smear on the hood.

The more I see from INHUMANS, the worse and worse and worse it looks.

This is yet another example of doing a mock-throwback video production that gets it right and makes me lament that Comrade Detective screws the pooch completely on its look (a tragedy, considering that they get the sets, costumes, props, and most of the music right.)

The music is pure 1977, but the video work is pure 1986 Video Toaster.

DC Bombshells Superman has a cool ‘stache.

You’re a demented fuckweasel. And this is the amount of debate you deserve. Please go away and die of some disease that could be handled by even having the minimum insurance under the ACA.

Donna died on the way back to her home planet.

Netflix blocks VPNs, unfortunately. Though I did manage to watch Riverdale via Luxembourg.

We already had Kris Kristofferson in a Marvel movie.

No luck so far, no idea why it won’t take for me.

No luck so far, no idea why it won’t take for me.