But it comes with a free Frogurt!

that his soufflé contained English cheddar cheese was both an insult to him, as well as his entire region of France.

I still say hes got a basement full of skinsuits, feather boas, and Goodbye Horses on permanent repeat on a nearby CD player.

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

They’re poor black kids from an economically disadvantaged area in a country nearly as racist as the United States...

Why does it have to be a woman astronaut that goes crazy?

It was just a google maps mix up, the feds were supposed to be targeting the Soylent Queen two blocks over.

Why didn’t his Peter Tingle warn him of this impending disaster?!?!

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

I think Adam Driver might be in some other movie that’s coming out this winter too. I wish I could remember what it was. Oh well, probably nothing anybody will see anyway.

Hulk! Smash! Puny cucumber.

Well, like most other Jim Jarmusch films this one seems to have escaped my notice. Don’t get me wrong, I always see them, I just enjoy waiting like two years after they come out until a guy insists that even if I didn’t like the others *this* is going to be the one I love. So look for my review in 2021.

you’ll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

Muriel Blandings: I want it to be a soft green, not as blue-green as a robin’s egg, but not as yellow-green as daffodil buds. Now, the only sample I could get is a little too yellow, but don’t let whoever does it go to the other extreme and get it too blue. It should just be a sort of grayish-yellow-green. Now, the…

Ugh terrible oversight of me not reading a Gizmodo article five years ago

Acme? Must be an East Coast thing. Do they also sell gear to capture road runners?

Last August I briefly worked with a lady who had the Starbucks pumpkin spice rollout as a calendar event on her phone. She and another lady gleefully announced the PSL Countdown update every morning. I was not sad when they left.

Just remember, before you put lettuce on a sandwich, be sure to de-ribbit.

They’ve explicitly said which state Springfield is in. It’s *extended train whistle*

Can’t be that. Abe Simpson will be in the cold, cold ground before he recognizes Missourah! That’s why his flag only has 49 stars, too.