I think he got the “not being an asshole in real life.”

That’s so weird too! I rewatched that couple years ago with my boyfriend and we were both like, “wait, why is the biggest problem here that he has two very normal dads, and not their barely out of childhood marriage?!?!?!”

Boxed Moscato? Is your husband my grandma?

Which is better than my, “Where’s the Jack Daniels?”

Solo clearly didn’t shoot first to get the better spot.

Madness!

I almost feel like he might go the extra mile and upgrade to that a “Do you know who I am? I’M PAPA FUCKING JOHN, THAT’S WHO!”

Domino’s sandwiches are actually quite good. Their pizza has improved a lot, but is still way too salty.

He’s drunk calling Peyton Manning.

Um this is exactly what he’s doing. He’s donated himself down several notches on the world’s richest list. Giving away a shitload of money is actually really hard to do well, and he and his wife seem to be doing it (except in education, but that’s not unique to them and their effort is better than Zuckerberg’s).

In Episode VIII, there’s a scene where a stormtrooper fires the same blaster twice in succession, yet it produces two clearly different sound effects. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic blaster or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

This is why I require my kids to murder one hobo per month. LEARN HOW UNIMPORTANT AND INCONSEQUENTIAL HUMAN LIFE IS, KIDS!!!

Check eshakti. They put real, functional pockets in their dresses and skirts.

Current status: wearing a dress with pockets and 3/4 sleeves. #winning

I’ve come to the conclusion that most husbands are probably bullshit. Three weeks ago my husband and I were buying new appliances washer/dryer/dishwasher and the sales lady was SOOOO impressed when my husband mentioned a feature he was looking forward to using. She said ‘dishes and laundry! You’ve got a good one’…

This times infinity. Now is not the time for purity tests.

And please, just for now, vote democrat. Until the balance is restored to the houses in washington. We can get pickier when the threat has been removed.

Tbh, the show has been more about Claire than Frank for a few seasons now. Robin Wright is a superior and more nuanced actor than Spacey. And Claire Underwood is a much more compelling character. So, BYE FRANCIS.

On the one hand, you have a valid point. On the other hand, being on the Republican team at this juncture involves either believing in or letting slide (which those that do try to paint as better, but I consider worse) such a raft of awful things that you already know what most of those characteristics are.

But she looks her aaaaaaaaage! There’s even a crease in her kneck. And she doesn’t have a lot of makeup! And she has her own hair color. She can’t possibly look great, don’t you know that? </sarcasm> Honestly, I know a lot of women her age would kill to be as physically fit as she looks in that photo. Hell, I know a…