He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

Right! Did Jesus need to hand over His hard-earned money to park His donkey after riding into Jerusalem?! Get it together, people! Don’t pay to park, #PrayToPark.

“Rugrats: Boomerangs will be back after these messages.”

We already had Middle School Rugrats (All Grown Up) can we now get a Rugrats series where they are all failed millennials trying to cope with the unrealistic expectations they were raised on?

There is only one training standard. I suggest reading up on a topic before complaining about it.

I actually got offended by this comment on behalf of CJ from the West Wing

I am so glad I’ve never worked for crazy corporate, because I love having the jurisdiction to tell people like you that they’ve overstayed their welcome/to turn the fuck around if you tried to come in 10 minutes before closing.

#NineLivesMatter I will see myself out now.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Coherence is the tool of the oppressor. Down with the punctuarchy!

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

Seriously. I stopped watching Grey’s when Izzy was fucking a ghost dude. I stopped watching Scandal after season 2 because I got bored with the woman who couldn’t resist the asshat.

She routinely posts things like this, it’s not out of the norm for her. Disclaimer, I follow her tweets and love Girl\Boy Meets World. :)

Woah. woah. woah. woooooooooooooah.

Ok so let me just end my part in this discussion with a quick example that hopefully all of you can understand (though some of you might need to calm the frick down for a hot minute).

The article gives you the answer. She would not be over-medicated if she was off her meds. If you don’t know about the habit of stabilized people going off their meds once not under supervision and the usual consequences, see any report about a major city like NYC after Ronnie Rayguns shut down the inpatient mental…

did she wake up and realize she was married to brian austen green

“Man drink” hahaha. My fiancé is pretty much the opposite. He unashamedly loves “girly” drinks. We got out for Mexican and I’m like, “Yeah! Tequila sampler!” and he’s over there ordering a frozen strawberry daiquiri.

Anything that makes you shit yourself cannot be a recreational activity.