I agree with everything you said.

Am I the only person who thinks it’s ethically questionable to be posting some rando bro’s face without (as far as I can tell from the narrative presented here) his consent

...where it would’ve been a mass shooting instead.

As far as the current u.s. Census is concerned, sure. But a lot of us don’t feel that that’s adequate to our experience of racism in this country and that we are our own race. Most of us, except those who come from the elite families who would never have mixed with the native and African populations, wouldn’t be…

I’m 110% sure chica’s latina. She’s mixed and relatively fair skinned, but that don’t make her white.

You know there’s a panini maker that was spared in all this.

My sister went with a group of friends who were trying it for the other “benefits”. She said that only the last few seconds were tough. I just got off the phone with her. I had to tell her that I had dissed her on Jez. She said that she’s not rushing back. I’m like your cousin. I won’t even use a sauna.

Laugh all you want, but Walt Disney has never looked more svelte.

Right? I think it’s awesome his parents were like, “He likes this weird thing, WHY NOT?” and have a sense of humor haha.

Bigots, 2020s: “But if you let autonomous robots serve, it’ll destroy unit cohesion!”

Whenever I’m in a restaurant and I ask for a Diet Coke and they say “we only have Pepsi, is that OK?” I always respond with a brisk “no thank you, I’ll have a glass of water.” I feel like since the margin on selling soda is so freaking high, if all of us die hard Diet Coke fans would just do this, we could push…

Depends on what you think the problem is. Bear attacks? This’ll have no effect on bear attacks.

In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.

Yeah I was going to say this entire article goes against the idea of guys having female friends for the purpose of hoping for a date. I thought this is the exact kind of thing that we were working against because it ostensibly leads to the whole “friendzoning” and “owed a date” mentality that is ultimately destructive…

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag.

Don't humblebrag, it's unseemly.

When my niece was a year old, her parents decided to take her with them on their trip to Norway. They didn’t buy her a plane ticket, as most parents don’t. Anyways, on the flight there, they had an empty seat next to them. On the way back, the window seat was occupied. My SiL wanted the window seat and asked the…

I’m lactose intolerant and am watching my calories. Gimme my almond flavored 80 calorie cup of water. That shit tastes good with oatmeal.

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

Paula Abdul at 53 is still 1000x better at dancing than I have been or will be at any age ever.