I love Jesse L. Martin’s character on the Flash. Joe West is totally an adorable dad.

Of course she was team Jess! There was no other team to be on! Dean? Oh god no.

Her *father’s* TV show.

Eh, I only hate people who shake down family members, take out loans and/ or run up credit card debt to pay for crazy weddings.

And with that, your transformation into a Foxworthy punchline is complete. Thank you for your time and attention, goodsir, and I’m sure you’ll be wanted for the local news. Make sure you mention that the tornado sounded like a train.

There are swatches of South Jersey that are extremely conservative and creepy. I knew one of my friends who moved there had gone native when she couldn’t meet up with use because she “had to” bring an elderly neighbor (with Alzheimers) to see Glenn Beck.

As a bald woman your use of “hair trigger” triggers my triggers.

I don't know about you guys, but the last time I felt free and safe in America was when there was a Clinton in the White House. My being in elementary school in no way effects my opinion.

how the fuck does an iphone game development company have 7 figures to throw around for advertising

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

Josh Duggar is not welcome at my birthday party.

i need kara to have a talk show where she tells internet people to fix their life

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

Traditionally, a female relative takes the title of First Lady should the President not have a wife to fill that role. President Buchanan’s niece was his First Lady.

It’s unfortunate he couldn’t just say that there’s no real need for a First Lady. I’m sure he has friends of either gender who have uncontroversial pet causes that he can bring attention to, and I’m equally sure the White House staff is capable of putting on state dinners without a figurehead.

These are the two that always get me. Poor Isla Fisher, for years I didn’t even know she existed - I just always thought she was Amy Adams. It wasn’t until she married Sacha Baron Cohen that I realized they were two separate people, and then only because I was sure that there was no way in hell that Amy Adams would…

They have nothing on Isla Fisher / Amy Adams

For real tho...

We had tirimisu for our wedding since neither of us love cake. Best wedding decision ever.

Am I the only person who is beginning to wonder if Chet Haze and Charlie Sheen are actually the same person? Think about it. They both have fathers who are fairly sane and likable. They both have older, more talented brothers. Neither of them can keep their mouths shut when a camera is around. And they should both…