That’s hilarious. Did he end up liking what he got or was there always the shadow of “it could have been X...” with a sad, forlorn look?

I’ve found the same to be true. I can’t remember the last time I got bad service, but I think a lot of it is perspective too. I think going out to eat is a privilege in so many ways, and it should be treated as such. I’m thankful I can afford it, I’m thankful I don’t have to do the dishes, and I’m thankful that…

I can’t really say for sure, because I’ve never been the kind of person to complain about trivial stuff, but I do know that taking care of the people who do the stuff I’m too lazy to do for myself has only ever resulted in me being taken care of in return.

Seriously. I got a discount that I really shouldn't have at Target yesterday because I treated the people at the service desk like they were, you know, human. Really amazing what people are willing to do when you do that.

Thank you for publishing Scott’s in-uniform picture. So many other outlets purposely published less flattering photos of him. Not only did Scott not deserve to die at the hands of a crazed cop, but he deserves the respect he is due for serving our country.

At the library where we worked we got our shipment of Deathly Hallows and separated them into reserve copies, which would go out immediately to the people who were on the 300-deep reserve list, and shelf copies, which were available to anyone. We put a few of the shelf copies out on the circulation desk at the…

SIRI IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR SEX AND CHEESE AWAY FROM YOU. SKYNET IS REAL THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

Oh good. Europeans are randomly claiming land again. This will turn out well.

socks are very important. let’s go with white hanes undershirts. they’re like 3 for $5 and look bad on everyone (minus the vnecks, which i can’t find anywhere anymore)

If I didn’t read Jezebel I would have no idea who Amber Rose is and I still don’t know what she does.

I am certain that the fact that the Muppets have a new show soon to premier on ABC has nothing to do with this. This is definitely not motivated by promotion. I bet that no matter how deep you dig, you would not find Disney dollars in Brooklyn Museum coffers, nor relationships between the media conglomerate and the BM…

And it is true, I did not burn my bra. Was this a political statement? No, it was simple common-sense economics. When one pays top dollar for intimate apparel like moi does, setting it ablaze is wasteful, improvident and highly incendiary.

Sisko is only against bakeries that make cakes for the Dominion. That’s where he draws the line.

Pretty sure Janeway is anti-abortion though.

How is this not a movie?!

When I worked at the Hut of Pizzas we had a regular couple who were both deaf. Occasionally their child would come with (also deaf but able to speak a little better) who would translate. Otherwise, there was pointing and writing things down, and I would show them my order pad to be sure. They were always delightful.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Maybe it was for his “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” t-shirt.