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I was seriously so proud of him. Like it was arousing to watch, but I was also so intellectually turned on that he would be so open-minded and give it a shot and then be totally chill and actively kind to the guy about it afterwards. No more than anyone should do, but I was still pleasantly surprised. Now I tell him

Nope. I don’t like kids and that’s just fine. They don’t warm my heart or inspire me. I’m not doing anything in my life on behalf of children, unless you count trying to live in a way that leaves the best possible place for future people, and a better place than I found it.

It’s an issue, I suppose. I think it helps that we’re young (late 20s is young for swinging) and only really meeting up with couples our own age. At that point, most people tend to be dating or married to someone who is about on their level in terms of attractiveness. Of course we get offers all the time from old men

I’m sorry for you that all the swingers you’ve met have been like that. None of the ones we’ve met have been like that, nor are we like that—watching my boyfriend get a BJ from a (young, attractive, bi, polyamorous) guy (and his gorgeous bi non-primary partner) for the first time was one of the coolest sexual

Once more, for the cheap seats:

Do you remember when sex was hot and a handy-J cost a penny-farthing?

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.

Can you blame them? It’s often fun to dress up and be pretty, and I imagine that if you’ve spent your whole life in the wrong body, once you got the chance to express your true self, it’s natural to want to feel as attractive and pretty as you’ve always wanted to but never could. You are making a value judgment that

What are the odds that Mr. Sensitive wore a fedora?

My vagina just clamped shut like a bear trap.

Yes, that scene. I thought it was so poignant. My husband is decidedly not a Mad Men fan, but is around when I watch so he has a general idea of the characters and what’s going on. I made him watch that scene in an attempt to get him to maybe decide to like the show. Nothing.

Yes! I think Sally should surpass her parents in every way by working for the Peace Corps or the UN. I would love a plot twist where Kevin and Ellery meet when they are older and start to have feelings for one another! They both decide to help each other find their lost parent, and over the course of the show realise

Every time I listen to Miles Davis I say, “We’re gonna get high and listen to Miles.” Season 1, Episode 8.

I might have had your back if you hadn’t snuck the White privilege snark in there. Now I kind of think you’re just an entitled asshole with no self-awareness and that your kid is likely to be as well.

My husband and I have been married twice; once in 2009 when we had a “big white wedding” and once, secretly, in 2006 at city hall which was literally because I lost my job and had no health insurance. Only my maid of honor knows about that ceremony. Yep, we married for the health insurance.

Sorry, but next year for your birthday you should rent that dad who spilled wine on the white non-wedding dress.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...