Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…
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For the glory of Satan! (And hyperbole!) I was going for self-deprecation, considering I mention that I don’t own/can’t get a dishwasher several times.
At the only bachelorette party I’ve been to, I was 26, one girl was 24, and the other three were over 30 (plus the bride). The 24-year-old and I were like deer in the headlights at every suggestion, meekly offering, “um, I can’t afford that...” We didn’t hear anything about it for a while after that, and then the…
I got a frying pan-da (it’s a frying pan that looks like a panda) as a bridesmaid gift, and it was the greatest gift I’ve ever received.
Don’t they have dads? I have 3 kids, and spend weekends away with my amazing girlfriends, because fathers. (And I don’t mean “aren’t they married?” or some bull like that, I just mean that generally there is another person who created that toddler and they should have to step it up to take care of them. I am sorry in…
Glee’s Kevin McHale says the show never bounced back after Cory Monteith’s death season 2
“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”
If I get married this is going to be my hell. Plus the religion issue. I still have 2 good friends from high school and 3 from college (from different social groups). 2, maaaybe 3, of them will kinda support how Catholic my wedding will be. I’d really rather have my guy friend from grad school as my best man because…
Bar + wedding dress = 2nd reception for which I did not have to pay. It was BRILLIANT.
Friends with toddlers is why my friends have weekend long bachelorettes! Yay! Daddy parenting weekend, Mama forgetting about responsibility weekend!
I believe Pinterest prefers “themed” candy buffets, but ours is basically: huge glass jars, scoops, and loads of whatever candy we can buy in bulk. With little bags we’re printing ourselves. This was literally the only demand I’ve had for the wedding. CANDY BUFFET.
I have still not been introduced to these weekend-long bachelorette parties, maybe because I’m in my 30s? They sound fun but I have no idea how my friends with toddlers would manage. We’re just doing day drinking for mine. Because toddlers. I have 0 complaints.
I had 2 and my husband had 3. I was originally going to have 3, but I’ve posted before that I had to ‘fire’ the third. He felt awful that it was uneven, I could not have cared less.
I laughed out loud at your lentil joke, it is my favorite thing I have read all day. (And I say that as a very long time Jezzie commenter. I have to go revise my original comment to include all my lentil attendants I now must absolutely have)
This didn’t seem initially important, but just like many of the big-ass bridesmaids groups
I love love love this series but I’m always saddened by the inevitable, “Omg why would you do that weird thing for your wedding. I had no bridesmaids and only spent $5 on my whole wedding because it was all about love, shame on you for wanting to keep other people happy or for wanting a big expensive party for your…
Raise your hand if your middle name is Marie. *raises hand*
For real. If Tracy wants she can send “funny but too nice all the time” and “hot, but not deep” my way now that she’s done with them. God spare me from an armchair philosopher who’s always trying to rope you into three-hour conversations about spirituality and moral relativism. Find me a nice shallow guy who likes to…